{"product_id":"mob-elephant-thong","title":"MALEBASICS MOB Elephant Thong | Funny Men’s Novelty G-String","description":"\u003cdiv data-content-type=\"html\" data-appearance=\"default\" data-element=\"main\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eAddress the Elephant in the Room.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eForget boring boxers—it’s time to unleash your wild side. The \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"62\"\u003eMOB Elephant Thong\u003c\/b\u003e is the ultimate conversation starter, designed for the man who doesn't take himself (or his underwear) too seriously. Whether you're looking to win \"Best Gift\" at a bachelor party or just want to give someone a trunk-full of laughs, this novelty piece is ready to rumble.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003ccode data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0581\/1204\/9325\/files\/MBLN02-Black_4_d3e9925e-ab06-4fb1-ac0d-d8443447c244.webp?v=1777043728\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/code\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWhy It’s the \"King of the Jungle\":\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePlayful 3D Design:\u003c\/b\u003e Features a fully extended fabric trunk, oversized floppy ears, and those iconic googly eyes that move when you do.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eAdjustable \"One Size\" Fit:\u003c\/b\u003e Equipped with sleek, adjustable side sliders, ensuring a comfortable fit for elephants of all sizes (OS).\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMinimalist String Back:\u003c\/b\u003e A classic G-string back provides minimal coverage for maximum comedic effect.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSoft \u0026amp; Stretchy Fabric:\u003c\/b\u003e Made from a smooth, lightweight blend that feels surprisingly good, even if you’re just wearing it for the \"photo op.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eProduct Specifications:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBrand:\u003c\/b\u003e MALEBASICS\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eStyle:\u003c\/b\u003e Novelty Animal Thong\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDesign:\u003c\/b\u003e 3D Elephant with Googly Eyes\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e OS (Adjustable One Size)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eColor:\u003c\/b\u003e Midnight Black\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"14\"\u003e\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"14,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e\"Because sometimes, your underwear needs a personality of its own.\"\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Malebasics","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ OS","offer_id":45923470606509,"sku":"MBLN02-Black-OS","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ OS","offer_id":45923470639277,"sku":"MBLN02-Red-OS","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0581\/1204\/9325\/files\/MBLN02-Red_5.webp?v=1776666833","url":"https:\/\/byronsbritches.com\/products\/mob-elephant-thong","provider":"Byron's Britches","version":"1.0","type":"link"}