{"product_id":"the-early-risers-barnyard-rooster-ball-hammock®-magnum-big-pouch-underwear","title":"Men's Magnum Big Pouch Boxer Briefs - The Early Risers - Rooster Print","description":"\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"15\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"15\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eRise and Shine: The \"Early Risers\" Magnum Big Pouch Boxer Briefs\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"16\"\u003eWhy did the rooster cross the road? To get into a pair of underwear that actually fits. If you’ve found standard pouches a bit too \"cooped up,\" \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"16\" data-index-in-node=\"144\"\u003eThe Early Risers\u003c\/b\u003e are here to give you the farm-fresh freedom you deserve. Featuring our \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"16\" data-index-in-node=\"232\"\u003eMagnum Big Pouch\u003c\/b\u003e, these boxer briefs provide extra real estate for your most prized poultry. 🐓\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"17\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"17\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0581\/1204\/9325\/files\/EarlyRisers2_7bcaca1b-9b2f-44a8-b008-05fee0be2b76.png?v=1776948818\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"18\"\u003e\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"19\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"19\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWhy They’re Something to Crow About:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"20\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"20,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"20,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Magnum Big Pouch:\u003c\/b\u003e Designed specifically for guys who need more room than the average bear (or bird). 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It keeps everything cool and dry, even when the sun starts beating down on the barnyard.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"20,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"20,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eStay-Put Fit:\u003c\/b\u003e The mid-thigh length and high-grade elastic waistband mean these won't migrate south while you're heading north.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"20,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"20,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe \"Cocky\" Graphic:\u003c\/b\u003e A photorealistic, high-definition rooster head right on the pouch. It’s bold, it’s hilarious, and it definitely makes a statement.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"21\"\u003e\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"22\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"22\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eProduct Specifications:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"23\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"23,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"23,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFit:\u003c\/b\u003e Magnum Big Pouch Boxer Brief (More room in the front).\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"23,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"23,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFabric:\u003c\/b\u003e 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"23,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"23,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWaistband:\u003c\/b\u003e Anti-roll, soft-touch elastic with Shinesty branding.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"23,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"23,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eVibe:\u003c\/b\u003e For the guy who’s the king of the castle.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"24\"\u003e\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"24,0\"\u003e\u003ci data-path-to-node=\"24,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e\"The only alarm clock you’ll actually look forward to. 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