{"product_id":"the-good-moaning-naughty-breakfast-micromodal-thong","title":"Shinesty Good Moaning MicroModal Thong | Naughty Breakfast Women's","description":"\u003cstyle\u003e.rb{font-family:sans-serif;max-width:720px;margin:0 auto;color:#1a1a1a;line-height:1.7}.rb-hero{background:#7ecbd6;color:#fff;padding:36px;border-radius:4px;margin-bottom:28px}.rb-hero h2{font-size:26px;font-weight:700;margin:0 0 10px}.rb-hero p{font-size:14px;color:#e0f7fa;margin:0}.rb-img{background:#e0f7fa;border:2px dashed #80deea;border-radius:4px;padding:40px 20px;text-align:center;color:#888;font-size:13px;margin:0 0 24px}.rb h3{font-size:17px;font-weight:700;margin:24px 0 8px;border-bottom:2px solid #7ecbd6;padding-bottom:6px;display:inline-block}.rb ul{padding-left:20px}.rb li{margin-bottom:4px;font-size:14px}.rb-grid{display:grid;grid-template-columns:1fr 1fr;gap:10px;margin:16px 0}.rb-cell{background:#e0f7fa;border-radius:4px;padding:12px 14px}.rb-cell .k{font-size:11px;color:#888;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:1px;margin:0 0 2px}.rb-cell .v{font-size:13px;font-weight:700;margin:0}.rb-cta{background:#7ecbd6;color:#fff;border-radius:4px;padding:20px 28px;text-align:center;font-size:14px;font-weight:600;margin-top:24px}\u003c\/style\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"rb\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rb-hero\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eDiner Tables Are Always Sticky. And They Just Got Stickier.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShinesty Good Moaning MicroModal Thong — Naughty Breakfast Print · Blue Gingham\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rb-img\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0581\/1204\/9325\/files\/FullBody_GoodMoaning-3_576d6af1-6301-4966-936f-972b9c5c90f8.jpg?v=1778064973\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eShinesty Good Moaning MicroModal Thong\u003c\/strong\u003e — the softest way to wear naughty pancakes. Same light blue gingham. Same breakfast spread. Same deliberate misspelling. \u003cstrong\u003eMicroModal fabric\u003c\/strong\u003e so soft it ruins all other thongs for you. Part of the complete Good Moaning collection — pairs with the Boxers, Cheeky and Bralette.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eMicroModal. Softer than breakfast in bed.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMicroModal\u003c\/strong\u003e is derived from beechwood fibres — ~50% softer than cotton, temperature-regulating, gets softer with every wash. \u003cstrong\u003eThong cut\u003c\/strong\u003e that disappears under anything without digging or bunching. You'll only be reminded by the naughty pancakes. Which are always there.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rb-img\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0581\/1204\/9325\/files\/BackView_GoodMoaning-2_e3631a09-efd2-4505-9d58-6daa5e7d7e89.jpg?v=1778064973\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eKey features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMicroModal fabric\u003c\/strong\u003e — beechwood-derived, ~50% softer than cotton, gets softer with each wash\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNaughty breakfast print on blue gingham\u003c\/strong\u003e — pancakes, croissants, eggs, bacon \u0026amp; more\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThong cut\u003c\/strong\u003e — disappears under anything, no bunching or digging\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePart of the Good Moaning collection\u003c\/strong\u003e — pairs with the Boxers, Cheeky and Bralette\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTemperature-regulating\u003c\/strong\u003e — MicroModal keeps you comfortable all day\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rb-grid\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rb-cell\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"k\"\u003eBrand\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"v\"\u003eShinesty\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rb-cell\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"k\"\u003eStyle\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"v\"\u003eWomen's MicroModal Thong\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rb-cell\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"k\"\u003ePrint\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"v\"\u003eGood Moaning \/ Naughty Breakfast\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rb-cell\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"k\"\u003eSizes\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"v\"\u003eXS through XL\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rb-cell\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"k\"\u003eFabric\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"v\"\u003eMicroModal (beechwood-derived)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rb-cell\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"k\"\u003ePrice\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"v\"\u003e$19.99\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rb-cta\"\u003eIn stock and ready to ship — free standard shipping on every order.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Shinesty","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":46935946756269,"sku":"10398-2561-XS","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"S","offer_id":46935946789037,"sku":"10398-2561-S","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"M","offer_id":46935946821805,"sku":"10398-2561-M","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"L","offer_id":46935946854573,"sku":"10398-2561-L","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL","offer_id":46935946887341,"sku":"10398-2561-XL","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"2X","offer_id":46935946920109,"sku":"10398-2561-2X","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0581\/1204\/9325\/files\/medium_1801d6e8-8d51-4a2b-b168-0c716c9f1596.jpg?v=1785265685","url":"https:\/\/byronsbritches.com\/products\/the-good-moaning-naughty-breakfast-micromodal-thong","provider":"Byron's Britches","version":"1.0","type":"link"}