{"product_id":"the-spick-span-window-pane-plaid-ball-hammock®-pouch-underwear-with-fly","title":"Shinesty Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear - Spick \u0026 Span Window Pane Plaid","description":"\u003ch1 data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Spick \u0026amp; Span | Window Pane Plaid Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eGive Your Junk a Promotion\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003eTired of the \"balls stuck to the leg\" shuffle? It’s time to upgrade to the \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11\" data-index-in-node=\"75\"\u003eSpick \u0026amp; Span Window Pane Plaid\u003c\/b\u003e. Featuring our patented \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11\" data-index-in-node=\"130\"\u003eBall Hammock® pouch technology\u003c\/b\u003e, these boxers keep your equipment out of the danger zone and in the comfort zone. It’s like a push-up bra for your down-low, minus the lace and plus a whole lot of dignity.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0581\/1204\/9325\/files\/Spick_Span25647_c0014ed6-8329-4ed3-9218-858e198178aa.png?v=1776846894\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"14\"\u003e\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"15\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"15\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWhy They’re Better Than Your Current Pair:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"16\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"16,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"16,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Patented Ball Hammock®:\u003c\/b\u003e A scientific cradle designed to prevent skin-on-skin contact and unwanted sticking.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"16,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"16,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMicroModal Fabric:\u003c\/b\u003e 3x softer than cotton and breathable enough to keep things breezy even when the heat is on.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"16,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"16,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e4-Way Stretch:\u003c\/b\u003e Whether you’re at the gym or on the couch, these move with you, not against you.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"16,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"16,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eAnti-Bunching Construction:\u003c\/b\u003e No more awkward adjustments in public. These stay put.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"16,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"16,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFunctional Fly:\u003c\/b\u003e Because when nature calls, you shouldn't have to solve a puzzle.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"17\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"17\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Look: Sophisticated Grid-Locked Comfort\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"18\"\u003eThe \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"18\" data-index-in-node=\"4\"\u003eWindow Pane Plaid\u003c\/b\u003e pattern in light blue says, \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"18\" data-index-in-node=\"50\"\u003e\"I'm a man of taste,\"\u003c\/i\u003e while the Ball Hammock says, \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"18\" data-index-in-node=\"101\"\u003e\"I'm a man who values his structural integrity.\"\u003c\/i\u003e It’s a clean, classic look for the guy who likes things organized—especially his vitals.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"19\"\u003e\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"20\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"20\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eProduct Specifications:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003ctable data-path-to-node=\"21\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFeature\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"21,1,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"21,1,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFabric\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"21,1,1,0\"\u003e95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"21,2,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"21,2,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePouch\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"21,2,1,0\"\u003ePatented Ball Hammock® Technology\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"21,3,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"21,3,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWaistband\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"21,3,1,0\"\u003eUltra-soft, no-roll elastic\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"21,4,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"21,4,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFit\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"21,4,1,0\"\u003eAthletic fit with 4-way stretch\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"21,5,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"21,5,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eStyle\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"21,5,1,0\"\u003eSpick \u0026amp; Span Window Pane Plaid\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"22\"\u003e\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"23\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"23\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCare Instructions:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"24\"\u003eTo keep your hammocks humming, machine wash cold with like colors. 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