The Good Moaning Naughty Breakfast Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear with Fly - Blue Gingham
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Waist(in)| BRAND | XS | SMALL | MEDIUM | LARGE | X-LARGE | XX-LARGE |
| Bike Athletic | 28-29 | 30-31 | 32-33 | 34-36 | 37-39 | 40-42 |
| Calvin Klein | 24-26 | 28-30 | 32-34 | 36-38 | 40-42 | 44-46 |
| ExOfficio | -- | 30 | 32-34 | 36-38 | 40-42 | 44-46 |
| Mack Weldon | -- | 28-30 | 31-34 | 34-36 | 36-40 | 42-46 |
| PSD Underwear | 24-26 | 28-30 | 32-34 | 36-38 | 40-42 | 44-48 |
| Rhone | 27-29 | 29-30 | 31-33 | 34-36 | 37-39 | 40-44 |
| Stance | 28-30 | 30-32 | 32-34 | 34-36 | 36-38 | 38-40 |
| Tommy Hilfiger | 30-32 | 32-34 | 34-36 | 36-38 | 38-40 | 40-42 |
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The Good Moaning | Naughty Breakfast Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear
Waking up just got a lot more interesting. The Good Moaning Ball Hammock® Underwear is the perfect blend of high-performance support and low-brow diner humor. Featuring our legendary patented pouch and a "blink-and-you’ll-miss-it" naughty breakfast print, these are designed to keep your "eggs" sunny side up all day long.
Why Your Morning Routine Needs This:
- Patented Ball Hammock® Technology: The internal pouch keeps your business separated from your thighs, eliminating stickiness and the need for the "mid-walk adjustment."
- Functional Fly: Includes a traditional fly for easy access—because when nature (or breakfast) calls, you shouldn't have to struggle.
- Naughty Breakfast Print: A classic blue gingham pattern that, upon closer inspection, features some very friendly pancakes, croissants, and coffee.
- 3x Softer Than Cotton: Made from high-quality Micro-Modal fabric that breathes, stretches, and feels like a second skin.
Diner tables are always sticky. Your underwear shouldn't be.
Fabric & Care:
- Material: 95% Micro-Modal, 5% Spandex—sustainably sourced and ultra-durable.
- Waistband: Signature Shinesty non-roll elastic for a secure, comfortable fit.
- Anti-Chafe Design: Flatlock stitching ensures zero irritation, even on your busiest days.
- Care Instructions: Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Do not iron (the pancakes are already flat enough).
Expert Styling Tip: Want to be the ultimate brunch host? Pair these with the matching Good Moaning Women’s Bikini or Thong for a coordinated couples' look that’s guaranteed to start the day off right.
