Shinesty "The Boston Tea Bag Party" Patriotic Ball Hammock® Pouch Trunk Underwear
Shinesty "The Boston Tea Bag Party" Patriotic Ball Hammock® Pouch Trunk Underwear
Shinesty "The Boston Tea Bag Party" Patriotic Ball Hammock® Pouch Trunk Underwear
Shinesty "The Boston Tea Bag Party" Patriotic Ball Hammock® Pouch Trunk Underwear
Shinesty "The Boston Tea Bag Party" Patriotic Ball Hammock® Pouch Trunk Underwear
Shinesty "The Boston Tea Bag Party" Patriotic Ball Hammock® Pouch Trunk Underwear

"The Boston Tea Bag Party" Patriotic Ball Hammock® Pouch Trunk Underwear

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🫖 The Boston Tea Bag Party | Patriotic Ball Hammock® Pouch Trunk Underwear

Throw a Party Your Package Will Never Forget: No Taxation Without Ball Support!

Celebrate the revolutionary spirit of America's founders with The Boston Tea Bag Party Ball Hammock® Pouch Trunks. This patriotic underwear is designed for freedom, comfort, and a cheeky nod to one of history's great acts of defiance.

The design features a repeating pattern of tea bags, an American flag motif, and a historical ship, making it the perfect pair for the Fourth of July, historical reenactments, or just securing your personal liberty (and your tea bags) every day.

✨ Features Worth Fighting For

Key Feature Benefit
Trunk Cut A shorter-leg style than traditional boxer briefs, offering less fabric on the thigh while still providing excellent coverage and a modern look—great for mobility.
Ball Hammock® Pouch Our signature technology lifts, separates, and suspends your package, preventing skin-on-skin contact, sticking, and discomfort. Give your boys the freedom they deserve!
Patriotic Theme A fun, historical, and distinctly American print that celebrates the colonists' brave rebellion against expensive tea (and provides a great icebreaker).
Material Made with soft, comfortable fabric designed to keep you cool and chafe-free.

A Revolutionary Comfort

Celebrate the heroes who started a revolution because their matcha was too expensive with these Ball Hammock® pouch trunks underwear. Their brave act of defiance birthed the greatest nation in the world, even though coffee is way better.

Don't let your comfort be a casualty of war. Declare your independence from restrictive underwear and claim your freedom with the superior support of the Ball Hammock® Pouch Trunks.


💰 Pricing & Availability

  • Price: $29.99 USD

  • Availability: In stock and ready to ship!

  • Available Sizes: L, XL, 2X, 3X, 4X, and 5X. (Sizes S and M are currently sold out!)

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Shipping Policy

  • Most orders are shipped within 2 days
  • Orders typically arrive in 7-10 days
  • If your order hasn't arrived 21 days after your order please contact us for a full refund.

 

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