Shinesty "The Goodie Garland" Christmas Tinsel Busts Ball Hammock® Pouch Trunks Underwear

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BRAND	XS	SMALL	MEDIUM	LARGE	X-LARGE	XX-LARGE
Bike Athletic	28-29	30-31	32-33	34-36	37-39	40-42
Calvin Klein	24-26	28-30	32-34	36-38	40-42	44-46
ExOfficio	--	30	32-34	36-38	40-42	44-46
Mack Weldon	--	28-30	31-34	34-36	36-40	42-46
PSD Underwear	24-26	28-30	32-34	36-38	40-42	44-48
Rhone	27-29	29-30	31-33	34-36	37-39	40-44
Stance	28-30	30-32	32-34	34-36	36-38	38-40
Tommy Hilfiger	30-32	32-34	34-36	36-38	38-40	40-42

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🎁 The Goodie Garland: Hilariously Naughty Christmas Ball Hammock® Pouch Trunks

Name: Shinesty "The Goodie Garland" Christmas Tinsel Busts Ball Hammock® Pouch Trunks Underwear
Brand: Shinesty
SKU: 10179-0799-S
Price: 29.99 USD
Availability: InStock

🎄 Deck the Halls (and Your Junk) with Festive Folly!

Forget silent nights—this holiday season is all about naughty and nice! Introducing The Goodie Garland Trunks, the ultimate way to bring festive cheer (and a little bit of cheeky rebellion) to your wardrobe.

Featuring a jaw-dropping print of tinsel-draped, festive busts, this pair of trunks is guaranteed to be the most memorable thing under your tree. Perfect for ugly sweater parties, holiday lounging, or just embracing the merry chaos of the season.

✨ The Comfort & Joy Features

This isn't just a gag gift—it's genuine, high-performance comfort disguised as pure holiday hilarity.

🥇 Patented Ball Hammock® Pouch Technology

Ultimate Support: Our signature Ball Hammock® Pouch keeps everything comfortably separated and secure. Say goodbye to sticking, squashing, and chafing.
Cool & Dry: Engineered for maximum airflow to keep your chestnuts roasting over an open fire, not in your pants.

✂️ Trunks Cut (Shorter Leg)

Modern Fit: The popular Trunks style offers a shorter inseam than a standard boxer brief, providing support without the extra bulk—perfect for wearing under slim-fit jeans or holiday pajamas.¹

🚫 No-Roll Waistband

A soft, durable waistband that stays in place all day, no matter how much eggnog you consume or how vigorously you dance to holiday music.²

🧵 Product Details & Care

Feature	Detail
Style	Trunks (Short Boxer Brief)
Design	The Goodie Garland - Christmas Tinsel Busts Novelty Print
Material	[Insert Material Composition here, e.g., 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex]
Care	Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Do not bleach.
Price	$29.99 USD (A small price for maximum holiday cheer!)

🎁 Unwrap the Fun. Get Yours Before Santa Does!

Whether you're looking for the ultimate gag gift for a friend or want to treat yourself to premium comfort with a festive twist, the Goodie Garland Trunks are a holiday essential.

Click 'Add to Cart' now and get ready to jingle all the way!

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