The Good Moaning Naughty Breakfast Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear with Fly
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Waist(in)| BRAND | XS | SMALL | MEDIUM | LARGE | X-LARGE | XX-LARGE |
| Bike Athletic | 28-29 | 30-31 | 32-33 | 34-36 | 37-39 | 40-42 |
| Calvin Klein | 24-26 | 28-30 | 32-34 | 36-38 | 40-42 | 44-46 |
| ExOfficio | -- | 30 | 32-34 | 36-38 | 40-42 | 44-46 |
| Mack Weldon | -- | 28-30 | 31-34 | 34-36 | 36-40 | 42-46 |
| PSD Underwear | 24-26 | 28-30 | 32-34 | 36-38 | 40-42 | 44-48 |
| Rhone | 27-29 | 29-30 | 31-33 | 34-36 | 37-39 | 40-44 |
| Stance | 28-30 | 30-32 | 32-34 | 34-36 | 36-38 | 38-40 |
| Tommy Hilfiger | 30-32 | 32-34 | 34-36 | 36-38 | 38-40 | 40-42 |
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The Good Moaning | Naughty Breakfast Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear
Start your day with a full serving of support. The Good Moaning Ball Hammock® Underwear features our legendary pouch technology and a "blink-and-you'll-miss-it" naughty breakfast print. It’s the perfect blend of high-performance engineering and low-brow diner humor.
Why Your Breakfast Just Got Better:
- Patented Ball Hammock® Technology: An internal pouch designed to keep everything separated and secure, eliminating the need for awkward adjustments.
- Functional Fly: Features a traditional fly for easy access when nature (or breakfast) calls.
- Hidden-in-Plain-Sight Print: At first glance, it's a classic blue gingham diner pattern; look closer to see the pancakes, croissants, and coffee getting "extra friendly".
- Stay-Cool Comfort: Made from a breathable, moisture-wicking blend that keeps you feeling as fresh as a new pot of coffee.
Diner tables are always sticky. And they just got stickier.
Technical Specs:
- Fabric Composition: Premium Micro-Modal/Spandex blend for 3x the softness of cotton.
- Waistband: Signature Shinesty elastic that won't roll, pinch, or fold.
- Construction: Flatlock stitching for a zero-itch experience.
- Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Syrup is for the pancakes, not the pouch.
Expert Tip: This is a fan-favorite print! Grab the matching Good Moaning Busty Bralette or Boyshorts for a "couples' breakfast" set that will definitely make them "moan" for more.
