🫖 The Boston Tea Bag Party | Patriotic Ball Hammock® Pouch Trunk Underwear
Throw a Party Your Package Will Never Forget: No Taxation Without Ball Support!

Celebrate the revolutionary spirit of America's founders with The Boston Tea Bag Party Ball Hammock® Pouch Trunks. This patriotic underwear is designed for freedom, comfort, and a cheeky nod to one of history's great acts of defiance.
The design features a repeating pattern of tea bags, an American flag motif, and a historical ship, making it the perfect pair for the Fourth of July, historical reenactments, or just securing your personal liberty (and your tea bags) every day.
✨ Features Worth Fighting For
| Key Feature |
Benefit |
| Trunk Cut |
A shorter-leg style than traditional boxer briefs, offering less fabric on the thigh while still providing excellent coverage and a modern look—great for mobility. |
| Ball Hammock® Pouch |
Our signature technology lifts, separates, and suspends your package, preventing skin-on-skin contact, sticking, and discomfort. Give your boys the freedom they deserve! |
| Patriotic Theme |
A fun, historical, and distinctly American print that celebrates the colonists' brave rebellion against expensive tea (and provides a great icebreaker). |
| Material |
Made with soft, comfortable fabric designed to keep you cool and chafe-free. |

A Revolutionary Comfort
Celebrate the heroes who started a revolution because their matcha was too expensive with these Ball Hammock® pouch trunks underwear. Their brave act of defiance birthed the greatest nation in the world, even though coffee is way better.
Don't let your comfort be a casualty of war. Declare your independence from restrictive underwear and claim your freedom with the superior support of the Ball Hammock® Pouch Trunks.
💰 Pricing & Availability
-
Price: $29.99 USD
-
Availability: In stock and ready to ship!
-
Available Sizes: L, XL, 2X, 3X, 4X, and 5X. (Sizes S and M are currently sold out!)