Shinesty "Eggs and Bacon" Ball Hammock® Pouch Briefs
Shinesty "Eggs and Bacon" Ball Hammock® Pouch Briefs
Shinesty "Eggs and Bacon" Ball Hammock® Pouch Briefs
Shinesty "Eggs and Bacon" Ball Hammock® Pouch Briefs
Shinesty "Eggs and Bacon" Ball Hammock® Pouch Briefs

"Eggs and Bacon" Ball Hammock® Pouch Briefs

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Size chart
Waist(in)
BRAND XS SMALL MEDIUM LARGE X-LARGE XX-LARGE
Bike Athletic 28-29 30-31 32-33 34-36 37-39 40-42
Calvin Klein 24-26 28-30 32-34 36-38 40-42 44-46
ExOfficio -- 30 32-34 36-38 40-42 44-46
Mack Weldon -- 28-30 31-34 34-36 36-40 42-46
PSD Underwear 24-26 28-30 32-34 36-38 40-42 44-48
Rhone 27-29 29-30 31-33 34-36 37-39 40-44
Stance 28-30 30-32 32-34 34-36 36-38 38-40
Tommy Hilfiger 30-32 32-34 34-36 36-38 38-40 40-42
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🍳 Your Balls Deserve a Five-Star Breakfast. Stop Settling for Cereal.

 

Say goodbye to saggy, restrictive underwear and hello to the most comfortable, irreverent briefs you'll ever own. The Wakey Wakey Ball Hammock® Pouch Briefs combine a mouth-watering Eggs and Bacon design with revolutionary comfort technology to make every day feel like a weekend brunch.


🔥 Features That Will Sizzle Your Comfort

 

  • The Patented Ball Hammock® Pouch: The game-changing inner support pouch perfectly separates and cradles your gear, eliminating stickage, chafing, and readjustments. Enjoy all-day freedom and support like you've never experienced.

  • Supremely Soft & Breathable Fabric: Engineered to keep you cool and dry, our premium blend fabric is luxuriously soft against your skin, providing comfort from your first cup of coffee to your last nightcap.

  • No-Roll Waistband: A durable, non-binding waistband stays perfectly in place, giving you a secure fit without digging in.

  • Bold, Irresistible Design: Featuring a hyper-realistic eggs and bacon print, these briefs are a guaranteed conversation starter (for those lucky enough to see them). Embrace the fun and make a statement under your slacks.


 

🎁 The Ultimate Selling Point

 

If breakfast is the most important meal of the day, then these are the most important briefs. They're built for maximum fun and minimum chafe.

Don't wait! Grab a pair today and give your undercarriage the upgrade it deserves. Available in select sizes, but selling out fast!

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  • Most orders are shipped within 2 days
  • Orders typically arrive in 7-10 days
  • If your order hasn't arrived 21 days after your order please contact us for a full refund.

 

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